Barren Mind Improv

We perform Improv(both Short Form and Long Form) every Friday at 10pm on the Union Stage, located on the lower level of the Memorial Union.

NOAH HUNT
​(Director)
Please find yourself a quiet, comfortable place to sit and dim the lights to a level that doesn't trigger you. Close your eyes and relax. Feel your responsibilities drifting away from you and your skin growing looser, further from your body- further from your mind. Take a deep breath in. Email your credit card info to barrenmindimprov@gmail.com to unlock the full PDF of this guided meditation script.

RYAN EVERHART
​(Assistant Director)
Ryan Matthew Everhart (born May 2, 1972) also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American actor, producer, and professional wrestler. Everhart was a college football player for the University of Miami, where he won a national championship on the 1991 Miami Hurricanes team. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time, Everhart gained mainstream fame in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) from 1996 to 2004 and was the first third-generation wrestler in the company's history.

DAVID PENA
Skapsa

SPENCER SHOCKNESS
From the mean streets of Toronto, Spencer the type of guy to show up to your birthday with a cake of his face and order all his sandwiches on croissants with Grey Poupon.

JAESA ROGERS
Jaesa (JAY-suh, ja-E-suh, Ja-Rule) Noun: A person on Barren Mind Improv.

CALI TRAMMELL
A cool, crisp 50 dollar bill

ZACH KOCZARA
Having experienced the pinnacle of fashion in a distant dream, Zachary Thomas Koczara does everything in his power to battle that dangerously-elusive situation. The whispers have grown louder, and the ghosts of fashion have come to collect.  With his pants pulled up above his bellybutton, and a smile in his heart, Zachary Thomas Koczara sets out to battle those demons once more.

DAVIS PAGE
Born in the streets of Baghdad, Davis Page is a man of simple luxuries, from spending time teaching orphan children how to surf, reading the works of Dostoyevsky, to working as volunteer enema consultant, David Spade, sorry- Davis Page is the cream of the ASU Comedy crop.

ARDE AGHILI
Arde Aghili is wack as all hell. Dude killed his sensei and then bragged about it on Google+. That's like 3 red flags too many.

JAY WASHINGTON
I eat dirt, I sell dirt wholesale only.

ANNA RUSSELL
I just like to make crafts and tell jokes. One time when I was babysitting I fell asleep and the kids drew all over my face. Photo provided above.

RACHEL SPENCER
I just really like dogs and ASU Comedy. But mostly dogs.

MATT STEINER
*picture this on a milk carton*
Wanted:
Matt Steiner
Last seen at Fry's Electronics on 8/10/17.
$50 Reward
Dead or Alive
For reckless criminal behavior, public urination, and petty theft.

Do not approach if spotted.

GARRETT STANLEY
The only things I'm good at are cooking, biology, and citing useless Survivor facts.
P.S. Ancient Voices is a bop.