FARCE SIDE
COMEDY HOUR

"Damn, they're still doing that shit? I used to do my crummy jokes up there." 
- David Spade, FSCH Alumnus

We write, revise, and perform an hour long original sketch comedy show every Friday at 8pm on the Union Stage!

MEET OUR CAST

GARRETT STANLEY
(Director)
Pees his pants every day.

ASHLYNNE PESCH
(Ass. Director)
You know they say all men are created equal but you look at me you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See normally if you go 1 on 1 with another wrestler you got a 50/50 change of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I am not normal . So you got a 25% at best at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix?? You chance of winning drastic go down.

ELSA JANE SCHACHT
(Ass. Director)
My mom told me to be myself but all I really want to do is sit in bed and eat noodles and watch crime shows and do Sudoku but I pull myself up by my bootstraps every morning to make a name for myself so here I am I can't be myself don't tell my mom.

FLETCHER ARCHIBALD
I write more jokes about myself than things that are actually funny. If you see me onstage, to quote Jeb Bush, "please clap"

ALLIE COLE
I'm just a fool in a woman's body

LILY CRISP
White bread girl living in an uptown world

ABBY DORTCH
I'm an athlete. Every sport is my sport. Ball is life, but running is also life and also mixed martial arts. If is requires athleticism in any way, I've mastered it. I'm a part of the National Football League, Major League Baseball, the Canadian Football League, the National Basketball Association (see above), the National Hockey League, the Fédération Internationale de Ski, the National Association for Stock Auto Car Racing, and World Extreme Cage-fighting. I also dabble in music (the triangle).

AMANDA FEDERICO
FIVE FEET TALL PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT

AIDAN FOX
I hate Ayn Rand. That's all there is to me.

ZACH KOCZARA
"Description: A minor inconvenience"

TAJ NADESAN
Excuse me. [Shrek and Fiona laugh] Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? [both giggle] That's good. I guess not. What do you mean, "not on the list"? Don't tell me you don't know who I am.

LUIS VELAZQUEZ
Farce's resident bad boy. Can't even type oppsies i drank too much it's fine this is nt Lusi it's me anc I'm legan

SHANE VINCENT
I got laughed at all the time before comedy, so here I am trying to feel better about myself.

JOSEPH "JOJO" YOUNG
Hi there. My name is Jojo. I'm just kidding, I'm sorry. My real name is Joseph, everyone just calls me Jojo. I guess that makes us all liars, huh?

Barnaby Joy
Barnaby is a cat. She doesn't go to school, but we needed to fill out this row and she's the mascot so I guess she gets to be on the website.